🐔 Whimsical Chicken Sass – Free Printable Stationery for Snarky Notes & Cheeky Mail! 🌸🥚

“Eggs are about as hard to come by as a letter from you these days!” Sound familiar? Let this Whimsical Snarky Chicken stationery set do the talking for you. Featuring a fabulously dressed chicken holding a coffee cup, surrounded by eggs, flowers, and sarcasm, this stationery is perfect for those who like to keep their correspondence witty, sharp, and oh-so-entertaining. Whether you’re reminding someone to write you back (finally!) or just spreading some lighthearted sass, this free printable set has got you covered.

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🌼 Sassy & Coordinated, Just Like You! 🌼 With matching envelopes, seals, and tag inserts, this stationery set makes sure your witty remarks are wrapped in style. Perfect for pen pals, RAKs (Random Acts of Kindness), or those overdue thank-you notes that need a little extra personality. This chicken knows how to serve up charm and attitude in equal measure!

🎨 Print, Snark, and Send! 🎨 Download this set, print it at home (because we all know mailing costs are through the roof these days), and get ready to spread some sarcastic joy. Whether you’re using standard paper or premium cardstock, this design’s bold colors and cheeky vibe will make your mail unforgettable. Bonus: You’ll probably get a faster response from your recipients with this one!

✨ Love Snarky Designs? There’s More! ✨ If this sassy chicken speaks to your soul, check out my other free printables! From whimsical animals to sarcastic quips, there’s a stationery set for every mood and message. Browse now and take your correspondence game to the next level! 🐔💌

🐔 The Sassy Chicken’s Egg-cuse 🥚
A chicken so fab with a coffee in hand,
She’s tired of waiting—do you understand?
Eggs might be scarce, but letters are too,
So pick up your pen—it’s long overdue!

With flowers and flair, she’s here to remind,
That witty remarks are the best of their kind.
Write on her page, and don’t make her wait,
This chicken’s got sass, and she’s never late!

Whimsical Snarky Chicken A5 Stationery

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Whimsical Snarky Chicken Half Page Stationery

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Whimsical Snarky Chicken Full Page Stationery

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Whimsical Snarky Chicken PDT Envelope

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Whimsical Snarky Chicken Envelope

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Whimsical Snarky Tag Inserts

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Whimsical Snarky Chicken 2 Inch Circle Envelope Seals

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Can be printed out on to Avery Matte 2 Inch Circle Labels

I use a coated paper to print my stationery off on to to bring out the vivid colors in the design. If you want your stationery to stand out you can purchase it here Epson S041062 Matte Presentation Paper, 27 lbs. Matte, 8-1/2 x 11 I highly recommend Canon PIXMA G5020 Wireless MegaTank Single Function SuperTank Printer | Mobile & Auto 2-Sided Printing this is the printer that I use and I print out a high volume of full page prints that are perfect every time. It comes with a year’s supply of ink for most people. If you are a business you will need to replenish every few months at a cost on average $32.00 for all 3 colors. The black ink that comes with the printer has lasted me almost 2 years. You can use any weight from (USA) 20 lb. to 32 lb. I prefer 24 to 28 lb. but usually decide on whichever is cheaper at the time of purchase. In the UK 110gsm paper is preferred to print the stationery and envelopes. I still recommend using a photo coated paper for the best results.