Unveil a dose of lighthearted comedy with this captivating stationery set, which is as functional as it is entertaining. Each printable envelope is adorned with the image of a comically exaggerated lady, her large, round eyes and dual hair buns adding a touch of whimsical charm. Her expression, a blend of mock exhaustion and playful annoyance, perfectly complements the witty quip, “Work: because somehow bills don’t accept thoughts and prayers as payment,” scrawled in a vibrant, engaging script. This snarky lady, decked out in a stylish leopard print, serves as a humorous mascot for the everyday grind. Ideal for adding a sprinkle of fun to your journals or for sending notes that are sure to elicit a giggle, this stationery set turns letter writing into an opportunity for shared laughter and enjoyment.

 
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Please download the PDF files for your stationery to print out the correct size. Images displayed here are for preview purposes only. All stationery is for personal use only.  

I use a coated paper to print my stationery off on to to bring out the vivid colors in the design. If you want your stationery to stand out you can purchase it here Epson S041062 Matte Presentation Paper, 27 lbs. Matte, 8-1/2 x 11  I highly recommend Canon PIXMA G5020 Wireless MegaTank Single Function SuperTank Printer | Mobile & Auto 2-Sided Printing this is the printer that I use and I print out a high volume of full page prints that are perfect every time. It comes with a year’s supply of ink for most people. If you are a business you will need to replenish every few months at a cost on average $32.00 for all 3 colors. The black ink that comes with the printer has lasted me almost 2 years.

You can use any weight from (USA) 20 lb. to 32 lb. I prefer 24 to 28 lb. but usually decide on whichever is cheaper at the time of purchase. In the UK 110gsm paper is preferred to print the stationery and envelopes. I still recommend using a photo coated paper for the best results.

A5 Stationery – Snarky Work Theme

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Full Page Stationery – Snarky Work Theme

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Half Page Stationery – Snarky Work Theme

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Printable PDT Envelope – Snarky Work Theme

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Printable Envelope – Snarky Work Theme

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Tag Inserts – Snarky Work Theme

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2 inch Envelope Seals – Snarky Work Theme

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You Can Also Purchase Matching Die Cut Stickers At My Ebay Shop

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Here are 20 snarky sentiments about the joys and trials of office life:

  1. “Office life: where ‘synergy’ is just a fancy word for ‘do more work with less help’.”
  2. “Welcome to the office, where being good at your job means you get to do other people’s jobs, too.”
  3. “My favorite office activity is pretending to look busy when the boss walks by.”
  4. “Office meetings: because nothing says ‘I value your input’ like forcing you to listen to me talk for two hours.”
  5. “The office: A place where you can walk around with a coffee cup and everyone thinks you’re working hard.”
  6. “Email etiquette 101: Mark everything as ‘urgent’ to ensure it’s universally ignored.”
  7. “My office has an open-door policy – for complaints and gossip only.”
  8. “I’m not saying our office is soul-sucking, but I’ve seen less energy in a graveyard.”
  9. “Casual Fridays: because nothing boosts morale like seeing your boss in sandals.”
  10. “In the office, the best skill is mastering the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing.”
  11. “Office equipment checklist: Computer? Check. Desk? Check. Will to live? Still searching.”
  12. “The office water cooler: A place of hydration and a hotspot for spreading wild rumors.”
  13. “Office life: where ‘deadline’ is just a suggestion until it’s an hour away.”
  14. “Our office’s favorite stress-relief toy? The escape button on the keyboard.”
  15. “In our office, ‘teamwork’ means passing your work to someone else before the deadline hits.”
  16. “The office: where paper jams and soul jams go hand in hand.”
  17. “I thought I saw a light at the end of the office tunnel, but it was just someone opening the fridge.”
  18. “Office parties: because nothing says ‘fun’ like forced interaction with people you tolerate five days a week.”
  19. “My office’s dress code is ‘business pretending’ – pretend like you care, and you’re halfway there.”
  20. “Office motto: ‘A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.'”

These sentiments playfully critique the sometimes absurd, often mundane aspects of office culture, from endless meetings to the peculiarities of shared spaces.

 

 

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