A Star-Spangled Writing Adventure!

Hold on to your sparkly flip-flops and fire up the grill, because this patriotic gnome has arrived waving a flag, throwing stars, and demanding snacks in red, white, and blue. Whether you’re prepping for the 4th of July, writing to a fellow freedom-lover, or just want to send a letter with maximum American flair, this printable stationery is here to serve stars, stripes, and sass.

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Uncle Gnome Wants YOU… to Write a Letter

This gnome didn’t throw on a top hat, pull up his star-spangled socks, and glue glitter to his beard for nothing. No, ma’am. He’s here on official gnome business—to inspire your next legendary letter with more flair than a firecracker in a hot dog bun.

He’s been marching around the backyard like a one-gnome parade, shouting the Pledge of Allegiance at squirrels, using the flag as a cape (very respectfully, of course), and somehow confusing apple pie with foot powder. The man is chaos, wrapped in patriotism and probably running on lemonade and sheer willpower.

Need writing ideas? Uncle Gnome’s got ‘em:
🎆 Write a “Breaking News” story about his firework mishap that singed off his left eyebrow.
🍉 Send your penpal a list of 4th of July survival tips (tip #4: never trust him with a lighter).
🧨 Or create a letter from the gnome himself: “Dear America, I regret nothing… except the chili dogs.”

Best part? These FREE printables come in A5, half-page, and full-page, with matching envelopes and seals, because gnome letters should arrive like VIP guests at a backyard bash. So grab your sparkliest pen and join this gnome in his glittery, chaotic quest for patriotic penmanship. 🇺🇸💥✉️

“Gnome of the Free”

I dressed up sharp in red, white, and blue,
Put on my hat (size way past due).
I grabbed a flag, then waved too hard—
Sent Aunt Marge flying across the yard. 💨

I planned a speech—so proud, so loud—
Tripped on my beard and wowed the crowd.
The sparklers lit, the burgers flew,
I caught one midair (as true gnomes do).

I sang the anthem with way too much flair,
Forgot the words but no one cared.
Then danced like freedom on the lawn,
Until I slipped… but kept waving on! 

So write me back, with joy and cheer,
Tell me how you celebrate this time of year!
Just one rule: bring snacks, not drama—
This gnome’s too busy chillin’ with Grandma. 🍉🎇

 

2025 Patriotic Gnome A5 Stationery

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2025 Patriotic Gnome Half Page Stationery

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2025 Patriotic Gnome Full Page Stationery

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2025 Patriotic Gnome Full Page Stationery Unlined

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2025 Patriotic Gnome Envelope

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2025 Patriotic Gnome PDT Envelope

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2025 Patriotic Gnome Tag Inserts

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2025 Patriotic Gnome 2 Inch Circle Envelope Seals

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Can be printed out on to Avery Matte 2 Inch Circle Labels

 

I use a coated paper to print my stationery off on to to bring out the vivid colors in the design. If you want your stationery to stand out you can purchase it here Epson S041062 Matte Presentation Paper, 27 lbs. Matte, 8-1/2 x 11  I highly recommend Canon PIXMA G5020 Wireless MegaTank Single Function SuperTank Printer | Mobile & Auto 2-Sided Printing this is the printer that I use and I print out a high volume of full page prints that are perfect every time. It comes with a year’s supply of ink for most people. If you are a business you will need to replenish every few months at a cost on average $32.00 for all 3 colors. The black ink that comes with the printer has lasted me almost 2 years. You can use any weight from (USA) 20 lb. to 32 lb. I prefer 24 to 28 lb. but usually decide on whichever is cheaper at the time of purchase. In the UK 110gsm paper is preferred to print the stationery and envelopes. I still recommend using a photo coated paper for the best results.

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