🚨 ALERT: This is your official permission to be unproDUCKtive today! 🚨
Look at this little duck—living its best lazy life, fully committed to doing absolutely nothing. The to-do list? Ignored. The desk? A pillow. The productivity? Quacked away. If you’ve ever had a day where your biggest accomplishment was scrolling through memes, drinking coffee, and pretending to work, this stationery is your spirit animal.
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But hey, even if you’re feeling unproDUCKtive, you can still write! Maybe a “funny” to-do list that just says nap, snack, repeat? A letter to your equally unmotivated bestie about how you accomplished nothing today? Or maybe you’ll use this adorable printable to plan tomorrow’s productivity—because today is a lost cause.
💡 Fun writing prompts to match your lazy vibe:
✔️ Make a to-do list with only the easiest tasks (e.g., “Blink. Breathe. Exist.” ✅).
✔️ Write a letter where every sentence starts with “I was going to…” (but then you didn’t).
✔️ Doodle a duck that’s even lazier than this one (if possible).
✔️ Write a memo to your boss explaining why today is canceled.
We’ve got FREE printables in A5, half-page, and full-page formats, with matching envelopes and envelope seals! Just print, grab a pen (or don’t), and embrace the unproDUCKtivity. 💤🐤
“The UnproDUCKtive Letter”
Dear friend, I had big plans,
To conquer tasks, to take a stand.
But then I saw my comfy chair…
And well, now I’m just resting there.
I was going to clean, I was going to write,
I was going to adult… but not today, all right?
This duck gets me—just look at its pose,
A nap at the desk? That’s how life goes.
So tell me, friend, what’s your excuse?
Are you working hard, or have you let loose?
Write me back—but don’t stress or strain,
A lazy scribble will entertain!
Feelin Kinda UnproDUCKtive Today! A5 Stationery
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Feelin Kinda UnproDUCKtive Today! Half Page Stationery
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Feelin Kinda UnproDUCKtive Today! Full Page Stationery
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Feelin Kinda UnproDUCKtive Today! A Full Page Unlined Stationery
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Feelin Kinda UnproDUCKtive Today! Envelope
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Feelin Kinda UnproDUCKtive Today! PDT Envelope
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Feelin Kinda UnproDUCKtive Today! Tag Inserts
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Feelin Kinda UnproDUCKtive Today! Envelope Seals
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Can be printed out on to Avery Matte 2 Inch Circle Labels
I use a coated paper to print my stationery off on to to bring out the vivid colors in the design. If you want your stationery to stand out you can purchase it here Epson S041062 Matte Presentation Paper, 27 lbs. Matte, 8-1/2 x 11 I highly recommend Canon PIXMA G5020 Wireless MegaTank Single Function SuperTank Printer | Mobile & Auto 2-Sided Printing this is the printer that I use and I print out a high volume of full page prints that are perfect every time. It comes with a year’s supply of ink for most people. If you are a business you will need to replenish every few months at a cost on average $32.00 for all 3 colors. The black ink that comes with the printer has lasted me almost 2 years. You can use any weight from (USA) 20 lb. to 32 lb. I prefer 24 to 28 lb. but usually decide on whichever is cheaper at the time of purchase. In the UK 110gsm paper is preferred to print the stationery and envelopes. I still recommend using a photo coated paper for the best results.
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